#dishwasher

When you turn from one room to the next, when your animal senses no longer perceive the sounds of the dishwasher, the ticking clock, the smell of a chicken roasting - the kitchen and all its seemingly discrete bits dissolve into nothingness - or into waves of probability. ↗

— Robert Lanza

#bits #chicken #clock #discrete #dishwasher

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher. ↗

— Gabrielle Union

#dishwasher #function #i #sheets #well

I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job. ↗

— Kelsey Grammer

#bit #denny #dishwasher #fired #got

I go home and don't get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I don't get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I haven't loaded the dishwasher for her. ↗

— Katherine Jenkins

#because #differently #dishwasher #diva #forever

Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher! ↗

— Masaharu Morimoto

#chefs #dishwasher #goes #into #japanese

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#dishwasher #fun #i #japanese #places

I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles. ↗

— Rachael Ray

#bank #card #dishwasher #done #first

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes. ↗

— Kristanna Loken

#dishwasher #hate #i #washing

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. ↗

— Clarence Thomas

#dishwasher #i #miracle #people #thinks