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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.


Aziz Ansari


#dishwasher #fun #i #japanese #places

I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles.


Rachael Ray


#bank #card #dishwasher #done #first

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.


Kristanna Loken


#dishwasher #hate #i #washing

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.


Clarence Thomas


#dishwasher #i #miracle #people #thinks

When you turn from one room to the next, when your animal senses no longer perceive the sounds of the dishwasher, the ticking clock, the smell of a chicken roasting - the kitchen and all its seemingly discrete bits dissolve into nothingness - or into waves of probability.


Robert Lanza


#bits #chicken #clock #discrete #dishwasher

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.


Gabrielle Union


#dishwasher #function #i #sheets #well

I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job.


Kelsey Grammer


#bit #denny #dishwasher #fired #got

I go home and don't get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I don't get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I haven't loaded the dishwasher for her.


Katherine Jenkins


#because #differently #dishwasher #diva #forever

Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!


Masaharu Morimoto


#chefs #dishwasher #goes #into #japanese






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