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In the beginning we start with roses. The king’s flower right? Only they wilt in less than a day, especially when exposed to the elements. But Carnations? Oh, what a beautiful flower. They come in every color. True, some are painted, but that doesn’t mean they are less beautiful, and they never wilt.


Ruth McLeod-Kearns


#cemetery #death #drama #family #fiction

The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books the heroes can make as many mistakes as they like. It doesn't matter what they do, because everything works out in the end. They'll beat the bad guys and put things right and everything ends up cool. In real life, vacuum cleaners kill spiders. If you cross a busy road without looking, you get whacked by a car. If you fall from a tree, you break some bones. Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins. I just wanted to make that clear before I begun.


Darren Shan


#fiction #on-fiction #reality #business

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!


Lauren Kate


#fallen #humor #luce #young-adult-fiction #humor

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite


P.C. Cast


#burned #house-of-night #humor #paranormal #vampire

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did." I frowned, "What's that?" "Homework.


Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #spirit-bound #vampire-academy #vampires

Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just... Jean: A little brat who swears a lot Maes: An arrogant pipsqueak Roy: Useless. Just useless Alphonse: Sorry big brother, I don't know how to add to that... Ed *starts to cry*: YOU'RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!!


Hiromu Arakawa


#alchemist #fiction #fullmetal #humor #science

Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate.


Kim Harrison


#humor #pixy #romance #supernatural #vampire

The moment-when I could no longer face myself in the mirror-wasn't easily explained; nor was the oppressive misery I experienced once I finally became the person I was meant to be but then realized with terrific horror how much I still hated her.


Jodi LaPalm


#romance #contemporary-romance






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