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You look like a hot tamale.” “That’s not really a compliment.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.” “That’s not all I’ve got.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.


Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.” “I suspect I am a hooligan.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.” “I hate you, too.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I had to press the whole shirt again to get out the creases I’d pressed into it.


Jennifer Echols


#humour #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.


Jennifer Echols


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

From Chloe's Secret--coming soon “What are you saying?” “I’m saying I want to have a relationship with you. I want to love you.” “Is there a ‘but’ coming next?” “But the funny thing is, when I didn’t want to love you—it happened anyway.” He slipped his arms into my back pockets and hugged the breath out of me. I choked, my eyes stung. “I don’t know what to say.” He smiled. “Say whatever you want to. Just because I said it, you don’t have to.” He was right; I didn’t have to. He wasn’t asking anything of me.


Shelley K. Wall


#fiction #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

He speaks in that strange sports talk, telling me about the start of the new season and asks if I follow baseball. No. I really don’t. He assures me if I stay in town long enough I will become a baseball fan. It’s a requirement of living in St. Louis. Everyone is a Cardinal’s fan. “Loyal,” he tells me. St. Louis is a loyal town.


Gwenn Wright


#cardinals #contemporary #gothic #historical-fiction #missouri






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