#flat

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. ↗

— George Edward Woodberry

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#because #boss #corollary #first #flat

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by. ↗

— Al Yankovic

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#few #flattered #got #i #performance

The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep shooting up. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#change