#fluke

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#fluke #imagination

The title of the poems was The Only Bar in Dixon. We sent it out to The New Yorker on a fluke, and they took them and printed all three in the same issue. ↗

— James Welch

#dixon #fluke #issue #new #new yorker

Getting into television was a total fluke. ↗

— Sandra Bullock

#getting #into #television #total

The fact that I got Drugstore Cowboy at all was a fluke. ↗

— Kelly Lynch

#drugstore #fact #fluke #got #i

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke. ↗

— Jack Nicklaus

#club #fluke #perfectly #shot #straight

I made my first album, and I guess it wasn't a fluke, because now I'm on my 16th. ↗

— Bonnie Raitt

#because #first #fluke #guess #i

The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other. ↗

— Ken Norris

#fluke #humor #science #humor