#followed

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.' ↗

— Al Roker

#college #first #followed #greeted #me

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#exercised #followed #i #their #them

I was a good kid. My parents laid rules out for me, and I followed them. ↗

— Heidi Klum

#good #i #kid #laid #me

From a monarchy followed by suffering under Communism, Ethiopians must be given the opportunity to flourish under the greatest of systems - democracy. ↗

— Jack Kingston

#democracy #flourish #followed #given #greatest

Shortly after I was born he emigrated to Durban, where members of my mother's family had settled at the turn of the century, and the rest of the family followed soon thereafter. ↗

— Aaron Klug

#born #century #emigrated #family #followed

The school was prone to dishing out punishments for anything creative that didn't fit with expectation - I just followed the logic and figured the folk club was probably much the same. ↗

— David Knopfler

#club #creative #expectation #figured #fit

Being followed is weird, that people want to discuss where I ate lunch or what I wear when I go to lunch... the private life is just gone. ↗

— Alexander Skarsgard

#being #discuss #followed #go #gone

Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that must be followed to become an expert in anything. ↗

— W. Clement Stone

#anything #become #expert #followed #keep

The gap between the committed and the indifferent is a Sahara whose faint trails, followed by the mind's eye only, fade out in sand. ↗

— Nadine Gordimer

#committed #eye #fade #faint #followed