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Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #george-weasley #weasley #weasley-twins #death

LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in the image?


Jarod Kintz


#freedom #george-orwell #illustrator #jarod-kintz #liberty

...After all, acknowledging unfairness then calls decent people forth to correct those injustices. And since most persons are at their core, decent folks, the need to ignore evidence of injustice is powerful: To do otherwise would force whites to either push for change (which they would perceive as against their interests) or live consciously as hypocrites who speak of freedom and opportunity but perpetuate a system of inequality. The irony of American history is the tendency of good white Americanas to presume racial innocence. Ignorance of how we are shaped racially is the first sign of privilege. In other words. It is a privilege to ignore the consequences of race in America.


Tim Wise


#black-and-white #black-history #george-zimmerman #hypocricy #privilege

George looked at her for a long moment. Finally he replied, "And why do you find it so hard to think someone might like you and want to do things for you?


Tamora Pierce


#friendship #george #friendship

Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' 'Girls don't shave', Arya said. 'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?


George R.R. Martin


#a-song-of-ice-and-fire #arya-stark #cutting #funny #george-r-r-martin

You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. “They really know their stuff. . . .” “Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly. “No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. “Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons already. . . .


J.K. Rowling


#funny #george-weasley #useless-talents #funny

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrews #the-edge

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrew #jack

I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing...maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.


J.K. Rowling


#hp #humor

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.


J.K. Rowling


#fred-weasley #humor #humor






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