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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#ever #made #might #offering #plate

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#book #depending #down #gas #goes

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#because #brings #cop #detective #home

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#redneck #sits #television #top #working

Bobby and I went through some old questionnaires about customer requirements for languages, then we compiled a new one and sent it out to a few dozen people we knew. ↗

— James Frank

#bobby #compiled #customer #dozen #few

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#ever #experiences #family #first #first time

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#home #just #might #own #redneck

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#because #daughter #down #four #giving

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bit #excited #fife #gets #goes

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#hated #i #jeff #la #ought