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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. ↗

— Larry David

#i #just #laughs #really #wanted

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. ↗

— Larry David

#fish #i #learned #night #order

I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. ↗

— Larry David

#anymore #been #enough #i #know

The Thought Police: To censor and protect. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#police #protect #thought

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. ↗

— Larry David

#closure #die #heart #i #interested

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. ↗

— Larry David

#aunt #cousins #door #each #growing

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. ↗

— Larry David

#certain #funny #jews #might #rhythm

I lost my mother, who suffered from Alzheimer's disease, and we had to relocate my dad after 58 years in the family home. That was tough. ↗

— Doug Davidson

#alzheimer #dad #disease #family #had

The crew members for 'The Price Is Right' at night are the same guys who work 'Y&R' during the day. It's even in the same studio. I've been in the place for 15 years. So all the faces at 'The Price Is Right' are familiar. ↗

— Doug Davidson

#been #crew #crew members #day #during

If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools. ↗

— Mike Davidson

#browser #children #computers #designing #elementary