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My, my," he said, looking the note over. "If only students would write this much in their essays. One of you has considerably worse writing than the other, so forgive me if I get anything wrong here." He cleared his throat."'So, I saw J last night,' begins the person with bad handwriting, to which the response is,'What happened,' followed by no fewer than five question marks. Understandable, since sometimes one—let alone four—just won't get the point across, eh?" The class laughed, and I noticed Mia throwing me a particularly mean smile. "The first speaker responds:'What do you think happened? We hooked up in one of the empty lounges.'“ Mr. Nagy glanced up after hearing some more giggles in the room. His British accent only added to the hilarity. "May I assume by this reaction that the use of 'hook up' pertains to the more recent, shall we say,carnal application of the term than the tamer one I grew up with?” More snickers ensued. Straightening up, I said boldly, "Yes, sir, Mr. Nagy. That would be correct, sir." A number of people in the class laughed outright. "Thank you for that confirmation, Miss Hathaway. Now, where was I? Ah yes, the other speaker then asks,'How was it?' The response is,'Good,' punctuated with a smiley face to confirm said adjective. Well. I suppose kudos are in order for the mysterious J, hmmm?'So, like, how far did you guys go?' Uh, ladies," said Mr. Nagy, "I do hope this doesn't surpass a PG rating.'Not very.We got caught.'And again, we are shown the severity of the situation, this time through the use of a not-smiling face.'What happened?' 'Dimitri showed up. He threw Jesse out and then bitched me out.'“ The class lost it, both from hearing Mr. Nagy say "bitched" and from finally getting some participants named. "Why, Mr.Zeklos, are you the aforementioned J? The one who earned a smiley face from the sloppy writer? ↗


— Richelle Mead


#rose #forgiveness

In this part of the world, only Maine gives winter the welcome and the worship it should have. ↗


— Tom Allen


#maine #only #part #should #welcome

No other country in the world gives protection like that, but it is not absolute protection. People sometimes meet that high burden and win libel suits, and in those cases I think they ought to win. ↗


— Floyd Abrams


#burden #cases #country #gives #high

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. ↗


— Aeschylus


#afflicted #easy #give #prosperity

What exists outside is a man's concern; let no woman give advice; and do no mischief within doors. ↗


— Aeschylus


#concern #doors #exists #give #man

Neither a life of anarchy nor one beneath a despot should you praise; to all that lies in the middle a god has given excellence. ↗


— Aeschylus


#beneath #despot #excellence #given #god

A friend of my mom's was a casting director so, really as kind of a lark, I had a couple of acting jobs that had just enough exposure to give me the option to continue if I wanted to. I followed through with it. ↗


— Ben Affleck


#casting #casting director #continue #couple #director

I think it's a given that people know what I can do vocally. ↗


— Christina Aguilera


#i #i can #i think #know #people

We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction. ↗


— Aesop


#give #means #often #our #own

True art selects and paraphrases, but seldom gives a verbatim translation. ↗


— Thomas Bailey Aldrich


#gives #seldom #selects #translation #true






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