#golf

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#enjoy #golf #hate #how #i

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#also #anything #divorce #found #frustrating

I like to play snooker, golf as well. ↗

— John Terry

#i #like #play #well

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. ↗

— James Patrick Murray

#golf #good #good loser #his #i

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls. ↗

— Bill Murray

#advice #against #always #anything #because

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then. ↗

— Bill Murray

#better #better now #comedy #could #course

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly. ↗

— Nursultan Nazarbayev

#game #golf #great #harshly #history

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up? ↗

— Willie Nelson

#golf #i #i do #me #music

One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score. ↗

— Jack Nicholson

#bunch #course #day #friends #golf course

Did you know there's probably more golf played in Iceland than most places in the world? They play 24 hours a day in the summertime and the northern part is warmer than the southern part. ↗

— Jack Nicklaus

#did #golf #hours #iceland #know