#google

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet. ↗

— Chloe Sevigny

#edit #google #i #if i could #images

If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie. ↗

— Lauren Leto

#grammar #humor #spelling #humor

It is not wrong to think that the traditional buying of a product has been replaced with an unwritten contract of shared values between a business and its customers. ↗

— David Amerland

#google-semantic-search #google-seo #marketing #business

We designed Google to be the kind of place where the kind of people we wanted to work here would work for free. - Urs Hölzle ↗

— Steven Levy

#google #business

Make your problems become opportunities instead of obstacles. ↗

— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#author #goodreads #google #inspirational #life

My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod. ↗

— Steve Ballmer

#brainwashed #children #dimension #dimensions #google

I never Google myself. Only if I want to feel really terrible about myself would I do that. ↗

— Sienna Miller

#feel #google #i #i do #myself

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humour #hypochondria #twitter #twitter

Distracted from distraction by distraction ↗

— T.S. Eliot

#internet #social-media #internet

Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards. ↗

— Steve Ballmer

#company #google #house #real