#got

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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#humor #sarcasm #taste #humor

Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever. ↗

— Suzanne Wright

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#you-got-told #humor