#gr

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. ↗

— George Will

#baseball #canyon #created #equal #game

Being elected to Congress is regarded as being sent on a looting raid for one's friends. ↗

— George Will

#congress #elected #friends #looting #raid

Look, three love affairs in history, are Abelard and Eloise, Romeo and Juliet and the American media and this President at the moment. But this doesn't matter over time. Reality will impinge. If his programs work, he's fine. If it doesn't work, all of the adulation of journalists in the world won't matter. ↗

— George Will

#affairs #american #american media #fine #his

When I was trying to impress Kate I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation, so I was quite glad she was there at the time. ↗

— Prince William

#amazing #background #basically #burn #catch

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. ↗

— Prince William

#growing #growing up #i #learned #mess

I always remember having a healthy respect for my grandmother. ↗

— Prince William

#grandmother #having #healthy #i #i always

I'm probably a bit of a cheeky grandson, like my brother as well. We both take the mickey a bit too much. ↗

— Prince William

#both #brother #cheeky #grandson #i

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear. ↗