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Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer. "Pony? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#percy-jackson #humor

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor

Please tell me you did not bring me out here so you could tell me a very boring story about your sister. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

When the game ended, Mike laid down his control paddle. "So you've met the Nordic goddess, right?" Aria glanced up at him warily. "Excuse me?" Mike rolled his eyes. "Duh. Klaudia, which I'm pretty sure is Scandinavian for sex vixen. ↗

— Sara Shepard

#humor

You have a mother?" Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven's sake! Gideon raised one eyebrow. "What did you expect?" he asked, amused. "You thought I was an android put together by Uncle Falk and Mr. George? ↗

— Kerstin Gier

#humor #humor

eo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus-only the picture is so ugly , no one ever checks it out.” Narcissus knit his handsome eyebrows. His face was turning from bronze to salmon pink. For the moment, he’d totally forgotten about the pond, and Leo could see the sheet of bronze sinking into the sand. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor

Consider this a fair warning. ↗

— Stieg Larsson

#mystery #humor

I’m Queen Rhiannon, but you can call me Queen Rhiannon. ↗

— G.A. Aiken

#humor

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake. ↗

— W.C. Fields

#humor

I poo poo the chit.' The attendant looked stunned. 'You cannot poo-poo the chit!' I do.' Kate said solemnly. 'I do poo-poo.' We'll walk. ↗

— Kenneth Oppel

#humor