#h

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#both #carson #god #going #got

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#boy #boy george #dress #england #george

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#chins #directory #elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #more

Every television show you go on is a choice. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #go #show #television #television show

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#comedy #could #garbo #had #her

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#comes #i #i see #maybe #need

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#celebrity #child #country #fool #i

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#good #i #i think #look #think

I was a Brownie Scout mother. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#mother #scout