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Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence, as men are with themselves for a long affliction: absence does but hold off a friend, to make one see him the truer. ↗

— Ovid

#acquainted #affliction #am #better #does

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ↗

— George Carlin

#fired #get #hard #just #money

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? ↗

— George Carlin

#could #english #english language #i #i am

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. ↗

— George Carlin

#desperate #people #say #think #usually

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ↗

— George Carlin

#ate #every #family #going #had

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. ↗

— George Carlin

#language #large #tool #truth

For about seven years. I really like it there. There are a lot of great musicians. The scene is very open. A lot of stuff going on. People's ears are really open, they are not closed. A lot of scenes here, people just get tunnel vision and are into one thing. ↗

— John Zorn

#closed #ears #get #going #great

It's a long life, sweetheart, and time heals all wounds. ↗

— Cheryl Strayed

#love #time #wounds #life

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. ↗

— George Carlin

#guy #i #member #nailed #never

I still feel like no one knows who I am. I still feel anonymous. ↗

— Richard Karn

#anonymous #feel #i #i am #knows