#hank

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. ↗

— Victor Borge

#i #i wish #making #necessary #parents

Like other revolutionaries I can thank God for the reactionaries. They clarify the issue. ↗

— Robin G. Collingwood

#god #i #i can #issue #like

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bag #i #ounce #put #savings

Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday. ↗

— John Clayton

#christmas #holiday #man-made #much #pretty

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#good #good looking #goodness #i #kids

Number 4 should have been number 1. Thanks, Honey. ↗

— Jack Dempsey

#honey #number #should #thanks

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. ↗

— Meister Eckhart

#enough #entire #entire life #ever #life

It's appropriate to celebrate public service, and the thoughtful people who choose to serve. They symbolize what is good and decent about this historic citizen legislature, and we thank them. ↗

— Robert. L. Ehrlich

#appropriate #celebrate #choose #citizen #decent

I don't expect the press to say thank you for the efforts that I make. ↗

— Ari Fleischer

#expect #i #make #press #say

My mom enlisted in the U.S. Navy in World War II, and my parents actually bought our home thanks to the loan she got through the GI Bill. ↗

— Thomas Friedman

#bill #bought #enlisted #got #home