Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#harry

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #harry




I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.


Jim Butcher


#ferro #harry-dresden #humor #sarcasm #humor

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

Freedome and responsibility is the same thing.


Alfonso Cuaron


#freedom

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #life #life






back to top