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I don't believe in faeries!


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor






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