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It was not, after all, so easy to die. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#hallows #harry-potter #death

I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!" Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten). ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #ron-weasley #friendship

Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #love #romance #death

Yeah,” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . . .” “And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#funny #harry-potter #o-w-l-s #ron-weasley #funny

I'm sitting in the bleachers, watching longingly as all the boys and umbumped girls in my Personal Health and Fitness class play Muggle Quidditch. I don't even like the game very much, I think it's silly, but I so miss physical activity that I'd be thrilled if I could run around the gymnasium with a broom between my legs, chasing after the human snitch wearing a gold pinny. ↗


— Megan McCafferty


#harry-potter-related #quidditch #funny

Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#heroism #humor #humor

Bite me, faerie fruitcake. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs and practice?” “No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick.” Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he’d said. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor






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