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Get up, you useless lump, get up!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #j-k-rowling #humor

I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail. . . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .” He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . .


J.K. Rowling


#gilderoy #harry-potter #humor #lockehart #rowling

They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs and practice?” “No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick.” Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he’d said.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor

This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?” “Yes,” said Harry, still breathing hard. “You’re quite sure of that, are you, Potter?” “Yes,” said Harry, with a touch more defiance. “This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?” “Yes,” said Harry firmly. “Then why,” asked Snape, “does it have the name ‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?” Harry’s heart missed a beat. “That’s my nickname,” he said.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #potions #ron-weasley #severus-snape #humor

At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort had ever feared. The look upon Dumbledore's face as he stared down at the unconscious form of Mad-Eye moody was more terrible than Harry could have ever imagined. There was no benign smile upon Dumbledore's face, no twinkle in the eyes behind the spectacles. There was cold fury in every line of the ancient face; a sense of power radiated from Dumbledore as though he were giving off burning heat.


J.K. Rowling


#badass #dumbledore #harry-potter #j-k-rowling #power

I think so,' said Professor McGonagall dryly, 'we teachers are rather good at magic, you know.


J.K. Rowling


#minerva-mcgonagall #death

I´ve read that it´s the smell some carnivores use to find their prey. Imagine the trembling victim trying to hide, but knowing that the smell of its own fear will kill it.


Jo Nesbø


#harry-hole #jo-nesbø #prey #smell #the-snowman

Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.


Jim Butcher


#humor #waldo-butters #death

Sometiems its those things you can't touch that you need to hold onto most.


Carrie Ryan


#harry #inspirational #inspirational

Pain is a byproduct of life. That’s the truth. Life sometimes sucks. That’s true for everyone. But if you don’t face the pain and the suck, you don’t ever get the other things either. Laughter. Joy. Love. Pain passes, but those things are worth fighting for. Worth dying for.


Jim Butcher


#life #pain #life






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