#have

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#certain #child #comes #company #father

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#dress #female #great #impersonator #off

I know in my life there's stuff that will come back because I haven't dealt with it, and it's the same with everybody. ↗

— Daniel Craig

#because #come #dealt #everybody #haven

The danger that we have right now are people who get the same information as I do and, therefore, think they'll reach the same conclusions that haven't traded as long, don't have bear claws up and down their backs like I do. ↗

— Jim Cramer

#bear #claws #conclusions #danger #down

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#bicycle #cause #force #give #give me

It demonstrates to his simple mind in the most positive manner that we have no prejudice against him on account of his race, and that while he behaves himself he will be treated the same as a white man. ↗

— George Crook

#against #behaves #demonstrates #him #himself

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat! ↗

— Mackenzie Crook

#glorious #got #haven #her #here

The best part is still ahead of me - I haven't experienced my 'good old days' yet. ↗

— Luther Vandross

#best #best part #days #experienced #good

The key is having great players. But there are a lot of teams that have All-Stars and haven't been able to put it together. ↗

— Mark Cuban

#been #great #haven #having #key

I been all around the world and I haven't found a city that I'd rather be from or rather come back to than Los Angeles. ↗

— Ice Cube

#around #back #been #city #come