#he

I carry an umbrella when I am outdoors and always wear sunscreen, even when I am sitting in front of a computer screen! I never touch coffee or other caffeinated drinks. ↗

— Fan Binbing

#am #carry #coffee #computer #computer screen

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. ↗

— Josh Billings

#come #corrected #most #opinions #own

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. ↗

— Josh Billings

#old #scandal #sweeten #tea #their

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. ↗

— Josh Billings

#gout #i #know #lord #medicine

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. ↗

— Josh Billings

#anticipating #enjoy #happen #his way #manage

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. ↗

— Josh Billings

#influence #powerful #she #something #wants

The best thing that could happen to motherhood already has. Fewer women are going into it. ↗

— Victoria Billings

#best #could #fewer #going #happen

Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#baby #closed #eyes #had #i

Let tyrants shake their iron rod. ↗

— William Billings

#rod #shake #their #tyrants

I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job. ↗

— Barbara Billingsley

#cleaver #council #did #got #grandma