#horny

Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel lonely even if I were surrounded by 11 clones of myself. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#lonely #men

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. ↗

— Johnny Bench

#did #exactly #horny #i #into

I believe in the compelling power of love. I do not understand it. I believe it to be the most fragrant blossom of all this thorny existence. ↗

— Theodore Dreiser

#believe #blossom #compelling #existence #fragrant

Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#jody #tommy #love