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#horse

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #horse




When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.


Lisi Harrison


#revenge

The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting.


Victoria Abril


#director #face #following #hands #happened

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.


Joey Adams


#difference #horses #market #must #playing

I needed a place to put the dogs. The prisoners ruined the jail, so I put the prisoners in the tents and I had a nice place to put the dogs. We treat the cats nice too, and horses. I have the inmates take care of the animals. It's therapy too, you see.


Joe Arpaio


#cats #dogs #had #horses #i

I uncapped the blade, flung open the door, and found myself face-to-face with a black pegasus. Whoa, boss! Its voice spoke in my mind as it clopped away from the sword blade. I don't wanna be a horse-ke-bob!


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #horses

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.


Lyman Abbott


#am #cannot #cow #harness #horse

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.


Woody Allen


#call #dead #dead horse #him #horse

After an unremitting and severe labour of two days, we returned to our old encampment with the loss of some of my horses, and my men excessively fatigued.


William Henry Ashley


#days #encampment #excessively #fatigued #horses

We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.


Marcus Aurelius


#bears #bee #borne #good #grapes

I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.


Jason Bateman


#girl #horses #i #like #warn






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