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Walking down the beach alone at night when my headband flashlight has run out of batteries, and hearing sailors’ cries for help as their boats run up against the rocky coastline, and then getting a ticket from a policeman for improper lighthouse navigation behavior


Benson Bruno


#funny-and-random #lighthouse #shipwreck #funny

No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.


P.C. Cast


#house-of-night #kramisha #stevie-ray #young-adult-fiction #young-adult

Such was the complexity of things. For what happened to her, especially staying with the Ramsays, was to be made to feel violently two opposite things at the same time; that’s what you feel, was one; that’s what I feel, was the other, and then they fought together in her mind, as now. It is so beautiful, so exciting, this love, that I tremble on the verge of it, and offer, quite out of my own habit, to look for a brooch on a beach; also it is the stupidest, the most barbaric of human passions, and turns a nice young man with a profile like a gem’s (Paul’s was exquisite) into a bully with a crowbar (he was swaggering, he was insolent) in the Mile End Road.


Virginia Woolf


#beauty

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.


Charlaine Harris


#dead-and-gone #fairies #sookie-stackhouse #trowel #vampires

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with.


Charlaine Harris


#true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.


Charlaine Harris


#charlaine-harris #vampires #sookie-stackhouse

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #svm #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse






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