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#humphrey

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Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.


Cecily von Ziegesar


#dan-humphrey #don-t-you-forget-about-me #gossip-girl #poem #poetry

She spoke throught her teeth. "Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It's okay to say them again, just this once." I shrugged, "fine. I said'. . . just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling.


Michael Siemsen


#father-humphrey #group-talk #lol #morgan #morgan-mother

She closed Dan's door and walked down the hall to her room. He makes a good boyfriend, she repeated to herself. What the hell was that suppose to mean? She didn't just want a good boyfriend. She wanted that thing Gustav Klimt had captured so perfectly in The Kiss. That radiant, electric, hold-me-tight-so-I don't-fall-from-up-here-in-the-sky feeling of being in love. Well, don't we all, sweetie?


Cecily von Ziegesar


#love






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