#i

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#funny #laugh #people #premise #simple

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. ↗

— Dane Cook

#come #cool #genuine #guy #lot

The recent Dictionary of Occupational Titles lists over twenty thousand specialized professions in America; being a millionaire is not one of them. ↗

— Jerzy Kosiński

#millionaire #money #wealth #money

I'm going to outplay you. That's the mentality I have, and you should want to outplay me. ↗

— Brian Jordan

#i #me #mentality #should #want

I don't like new bands. I don't want to be one of those pathetic old men in their forties who knows exactly what 18-year-olds are into. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#exactly #forties #i #into #knows

I like the transience of Klimt paintings. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#like #paintings

I have absolutely no desire and no thought of quitting ever. ↗

— Barbara Cook

#desire #ever #i #quitting #thought

I look back at photographs and I remember at the time I thought I was not very attractive. ↗

— Barbara Cook

#back #i #i remember #look #photographs

On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I would do a tap dance, a little military tap. ↗

— Barbara Cook

#between #course #dance #did #film

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things. ↗

— Dane Cook

#did #explore #i #need #other