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They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports) ↗


— James Patterson


#max #maximum-ride #humor

It is far. But there is no journey upon this earth that a man may not make if he sets his heart to it. There is nothing, Umbopa, that he cannot do, there are no mountains he may not climb, there are no deserts he cannot cross; save a mountain and a a desert of which you are spared the knowledge, if love leads him and he holds his life in his hand counting it as nothing, ready to keep it or to lose it as Providence may order. ↗


— H. Rider Haggard


#love #perseverance #providence #quest #life

But I was in search of love in those days, and I went full of curiosity and the faint, unrecognized apprehension that here, at last, I should find that low door in the wall, which others, I knew, had found before me, which opened on an enclosed and enchanted garden, which was somewhere, not overlooked by any window, in the heart of that grey city. ↗


— Evelyn Waugh


#love

I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. ↗


— Albert Einstein


#idiots #humor

Ty." Zane's even, soothing tones finally broke on the short gasp of his name. "I Love you and I'm scared I'll lose you. Please don't leave me alone in the dark. ↗


— Madeleine Urban


#divide-conquer #ty-zane #love

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? ↗


— James Thurber


#answer #called #did #i #number

I have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny. ↗


— Elizabeth Peters


#ideas #scrutiny #humor

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it. ↗


— Frantz Fanon


#humour #idiots #humor

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo. ↗


— Tim Dorsey


#firearms #humor #humor

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #leanansidhe #humor






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