#impressionist

One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and therefore is as beautiful as an impressionistic painting?
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— Jarod Kintz

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#beautiful #blurred-vision #drugs #erection #hard-on

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really. ↗

— Steve Coogan

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#find #i #impressionists #really #slightly

I don't know if I'm an impressionist or an expressionist. You can call me an American first... I've been labeled doing neimanism, so that's what it is, I guess. ↗

— LeRoy Neiman

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#been #call #doing #expressionist #first