#in

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#being #human #human being #ingenious #plumbing

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#going #interested #join #lots #order

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#courage #door #into #keep #leads

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#doing #into #mind #own #purpose

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#enough #lock #much #too #too much

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#dancing #does #first #going #guess

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#calling #discovered #every #five #had

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#ingenious #man #plumbing #portable

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#eating #lonely #man #much #requires

Only the sinner has the right to preach. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#preach #right #sinner