#in

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am. ↗

— Rachel Caine

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#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

I have a box of evidence that's going to a certain person should anything happen to me, so if you top me off, it's still going to that person, and the truth will come out. ↗

— Heather Mills

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#box #certain #come #evidence #going

I love England but everything that has happened makes me realise that I would be better off in the States. ↗

— Heather Mills

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#better off #england #everything #happened #i