#inspiration

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#inspirational #self-discovery #humor

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #humor #inspirational #the-doctor #time-travel

If you can't enjoy what you have, you can't enjoy more of it. ↗

— Richard Bandler

#inspirational-quotes #humor

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#inspirational #writing #humor

Fingerprints are like values--you leave them all over everything you do ↗

— Elvis Presley

#inspirational #humor

...the day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole ↗

— Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

#inspirational #humor

A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous. ↗

— Irene Hannon

#inspirational

This much I knew As soon as you feel comfortable that's when It's time to start over. ↗

— Jerry Weintraub

#inspirational

Wake me up when everything is organized. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

And I understand my sisters when they say every woman has a story that's been told a maxim of one soul, maybe less And that is why you'll never hear me call a woman slut, bitch or a dyke, No matter what she does, because I do not blame her I blame the men who have emotionally and physically raped her, I blame these corporations whose images tell them they hate her, And I put my arms on her shoulder and tell her how great to life and to God that SHE created her ↗

— Mark Gonzales

#inspirational-love #women-s-strength #inspirational