#inspirationa

Give them time to think things over. ↗

— AceQwetyu

#inspirational-life #love-hurts #lovers-quarrels #friendship

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? ↗

— Meg Cabot

#inspirational #romance #humor

That's all you've got for me?" I drew a long breath and let it out slowly. "You know. I might be able to get more clues from Google. ↗

— Jayde Scott

#humor #inspirational #humor

When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many of the world’s great men had been homosexual. Alas, I’ve been sentenced to a life mundane heterosexuality. I can only hope that a few of you will be more fortunate. ↗

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#inspirational #humor

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh. ↗

— Tom Bodett

#humor

love yourself,.,.,.,for the sake of your better future ↗

— John Grisham

#inspirational

No one ever excused his way to success. ↗

— Dave Del Dotto

#humor-inspirational #inspirational #humor

It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes." --Villa Incognito ↗

— Tom Robbins

#humor

You cannot discover new oceans until you are willing to lose sight of the shore. ↗

— Sharon Leaf

#fiction-romance #humor #inspirational #romance #true-romance

The fiasco in the barn flashed through her mind. Yesterday she'd showered him with oats and today she'd pummeled him with a broom. At this rate, he'd be dead by the end of the week. ↗

— Karen Witemeyer

#inspirational #humor