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My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey. ↗


— Adam Lambert


#jersey #mom #princess

Then I was working in a store in Newark, New Jersey, and I saw an actor in person, and I got so excited. My whole day changed. That's when I decided to challenge myself to make my dreams become a reality. ↗


— Derek Luke


#become #challenge #changed #day #decided

Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id. ↗


— Michelle Malkin


#barack obama #cast #gaga #hairspray #his

When I voted against the cap-and-trade bill, the phone rang and it was the chief of staff of the president of the United States of America, Rahm Emanuel, and he started swearing at me in terms and words that I hadn't heard since that crossing the line ceremony on the USS New Jersey in 1983. ↗


— Eric Massa


#america #bill #cap-and-trade #ceremony #chief

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. ↗


— Nicole Polizzi


#had #i #jersey #jersey shore #only

New Jersey shaped who and what I am. Growing up in Jersey gave you all the advantages of New York, but you were in its shadow. Anyone who's come from here will tell you that same story. ↗


— Jon Bon Jovi


#am #anyone #come #gave #growing

Kenilworth, Mountainside, Scotch Plains, Dunellen... they themselves seemed far from Jersey: names out of Waverley novels, promising vistas of castles, highland waterfalls, and meadows dotted with flocks of grazing sheep. But the signboards lied, the books had lied, the Times had lied; the land here was one vast and charmless suburb, and as the bus passed through it, speeding west across the state, Freirs saw before him only the flat grey monotony of highway, broken from time to time by gas stations, roadhouses, and shopping malls that stretched away like deserts. The bus was warm, and the ride was beginning to give him a headache. He could feel the backs of his thighs sweating through his chinos. Easing himself farther into the seat, he pushed up his glasses and rubbed his eyes. The scenery disappointed him, yet it was still an improvement over what they'd just come through. Back there, on the fringes of the city, every work of man seemed to have been given over to the automobile, in an endless line of showrooms and repair shops for mufflers, fenders, carburetors, ignitions, tires, brakes. Now at last he could make out hills in the distance and extended zones of green, though here and there the nearness of some larger town or development meant a length of highway lined by construction, billboards touting banks or amusement parks, and drive-in theaters, themselves immense blank billboards, their signs proclaiming horror movies, "family pictures," soft-core porn. A speedway announced that next Wednesday was ladies' night. Food stands offered pizzaburgers, chicken in the basket, fish 'n' chips. ↗


— T.E.D. Klein


#family

I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine. ↗


— Chris Paul


#favorite #funny #hawks #i #jersey

From the top of the quarry cliffs, one could see the New Jersey suburbs bordered by the New York City skyline. ↗


— Robert Smithson


#cliffs #could #jersey #new #new jersey

Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch. ↗


— Raymond Sokolov


#devoted #island #jersey #lunch #manhattan






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