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Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.


John Waters


#catholics #cross #crucifix #jesus #jesus-christ

Protestants believe that the sacraments are like ladders that God gave to us by which we can climb up to Him. Catholics believe that they are like ladders that God gave to Himself by which He climbs down to us.


Peter Kreeft


#christianity #god #jesus-shock #protestantism #sacraments

It is closer to the truth to say that God is crazy than that God is reasonable. I suspect God merely smiles when someone calls him crazy, but shakes His head and frowns when someone calls Him reasonable.


Peter Kreeft


#christianity #crazy #god #jesus-shock #philosophy

Most theists are deists most of the time, in practice if not in theory. They practice the absence of God instead of the presence of God.


Peter Kreeft


#catholicism #christianity #deism #deist #god

Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.


Peter Kreeft


#christianity #god #jesus-shock #ontological-oxymoron #ontology

Set goals so big that unless God helps you, you will be a miserable failure.


Bill Bright


#heaven #heavenly-father #jesus #goal-setting

What does your anxiety do? It does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, but it empties today of its strength. It does not make you escape the evil; it makes you unfit to cope with it if it comes.


Raymond Cramer


#psychology-of-jesus #mental-health

I'll pray that you grow up a brave man in a brave country. I will pray you find a way to be useful. I'll pray, and then I'll sleep.


Marilynne Robinson


#brave #courage #fortitude #god #grace

I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family.


Steven Adler


#being #family #god #grandmother #i

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.


Sandra Bernhard


#incredible #jesus #person #sure






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