#john kerry

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#bush #debate #during #each #edwards

I saw some war heroes... John Kerry is not a war hero. He couldn't tie the shoes of some of the people in Coastal Division 11. ↗

— John O'Neill

#division #hero #heroes #i #john

On a day when Osama bin Laden again threatened the United States and our allies, it is disturbing to realize that John Kerry neither recognizes nor understands the murderous ideology of our enemies and the threat they pose to our nation. ↗

— Marc Racicot

#allies #bin #day #disturbing #ideology

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#does #dollar #every #every time #had

My position is not that John Kerry is either Jesus Christ or the prophet Mohammad. My position is that John Kerry is the possibility of restarting politics. ↗

— Todd Gitlin

#either #jesus #jesus christ #john #john kerry

I would never say John Kerry would be a great president. I will say that George Bush has divided us; he has filled this country with hatred. ↗

— John Mellencamp

#country #divided #filled #george #george bush

When John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know it's got legs. ↗

— Phil Bredesen

#bush #george #george bush #got #issue