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Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #jared-kincaid #humor

How wonderful," he purred. "I've been longing to speak to you for days, Princess Cecelia." "And I've been wanting to kick you in the shin for days. ↗


— Jessica Day George


#kick #scary-comment-backfired #shin #humor

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#men #nakedness #humor

I believe the defining moment was when certain persons, who shall remain nameless, objected to my fuchsia silk striped waistcoat. I loved that waistcoat. I put my foot down, right then and there; I do not mind telling you!" To punctuate his deeply offended feelings, he stamped one silver-and-pearl-decorated high heel firmly. "No one tells me what I can and cannot wear!" He snapped up a lace fan from where it lay on a hall table and fanned himself vigorously with it for emphasis. ↗


— Gail Carriger


#lord-akeldama #humor

Percy and Reyna occupied matching praeters' chairs on the dais, which made Percy self-conscious. It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bedsheet and a purple cape. "The camp is safe," Octavian continued. " I'll be the first to congragulate our heroes for bringing back the legion's eagle and so much Imperial gold! Truly we have been blessed with good fortune. But why do more? Why tempt fate?" "I'm glad you asked." Percy stood, taking the question as an opening. Octavian stammered, " I wasn't--" "--Part of the quest," Percy said. "Yes I know. And your'e wise to let me explain, since I was. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #humor

If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron wouldn't let us call the place the Poop Pile, especially after it had been named for Zeus, who doesn't have much of a sense of humor. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#rick-riordan #the-titan-s-curse #zeus #humor

Cleavage is great," she said. "Like an extra pocket. ↗


— Kelley Armstrong


#humor #kelley-armstrong #rae #humor

This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her. ↗


— Eva Ibbotson


#humor #marek #song-for-summer #humor

Eve-"In the name of all that is holy...It's 2060, not 1760. Can't they figure out a better way to handle this process?" Roarke-"Amen ↗


— J.D. Robb


#roarke-humor #humor

Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love ↗


— Laurie Faria Stolarz


#humor #laurie-faria-stolarz #love #mocking #humor






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