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I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets. ↗


— James Stewart


#around #been #better #hitch #i

I was going to be an architect. I graduated with a degree in architecture and I had a scholarship to go back to Princeton and get my Masters in architecture. I'd done theatricals in college, but I'd done them because it was fun. ↗


— James Stewart


#architect #architecture #back #because #college

I'd like to do Harvey again. I did it two years ago with Helen Hayes in New York. It was a joy. I was so glad to do it again because I never thought I did it right the first time. ↗


— James Stewart


#ago #because #did #first #first time

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#battle #between #checks #culture #freedom

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#foot #host #i #late-night #late-night talk

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#like #news #program #then #watch

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#career #everything #i #i tried #look

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#city #emigration #great #i #i was born

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#anything #ashcroft #attack #attorney #attorney general

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. ↗


— Jon Stewart


#army #border #camp #coyote #enemy






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