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I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill.” - Takumi


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #strawberry-hill #takumi #humor

The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed to be her roommate got kicked out at the end of last year, and that 3. Alaska had cigarettes, although the Colonel neglected to ask whether 4. I smoked, which 5. I didn't.


John Green


#looking-for-alaska #humor

She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could make it wiggle so much but she proved me wrong.


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate-daniels #humor

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord.


Ilona Andrews


#drowning #humor #ilona-andrews #kate #magic-strikes

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate-daniels #humor

If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce. 'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.


Tamora Pierce


#humor #insults #tamora-pierce #humor

Without the existance of people to acknowledge or dispute your greatness, your greatness is irrelevant. You are because they are. Without them, no matter how they treat you, you would not exist. Treat all the world as if you owe it your gratitude, because even the cruel and heartless define who you are.


Jayleigh Cape


#jayleigh-cape #karma #philosophy-of-life-people #what-goes-around-comes-around #inspirational

I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than I had expected, and I fell and crashed with a thud. Ow. A blond head popped over the side of the bed, and a familiar male voice asked, “Are you okay down there?” Curran. The Beast Lord was in my bed. No, wait a minute. I didn’t have a bed, because my insane aunt had destroyed my apartment. I was mated to the Beast Lord, which meant I was in the Keep, in Curran’s rooms, and in his bed. Our bed. Which was four feet high. Right. “Kate?” “I’m fine.” “Would you like me to install one of those child playground slides for you?


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate #humor

The climate of Barrow is Arctic. Temperatures range from cold as shit to fucking freezing.


Steve Niles


#cold #humor #humor

Liz cleared her throat. "Isn't there a more polite term we're supposed to use nowadays? Like....little person, or vertically challenged,or-" "I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people," Bes grumbled. "I'm a dwarf!


Rick Riordan


#sadie-kane #humor






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