#king

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

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#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

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#cooking #fragrance #humor #idealism #metaphors