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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#bother #crime #eradicate #fighting #hope

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#according #each #his

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#gave #i #like #me #more

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#man #must #order #truly #woman

In TV we've used something that I love... it's called process. I love process. ↗

— Jerry Bruckheimer

#i #i love #love #process #something

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#buying #money #people #products #services

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#dividends #financed #liberalism

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#event #horizon #list #long

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#never #question #relevance #truth

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! ↗

— Craig Bruce

#believe #could #entire #entire universe #foolish