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You have the rest of your lives to catch up together. After all, soulmates always end up together. [...] Ey-girlfriends are easily forgotten. Best friends stay with you for ever.


Cecelia Ahern


#soulmates #soulmates

It's 5:22pm you're in the grocery checkout line. Your three-year-old is writhing on the floor, screaming, because you have refused to buy her a Teletubby pinwheel. Your six-year-old is whining, repeatedly, in a voice that could saw through cement, "But mommy, puleeze, puleeze" because you have not bought him the latest "Lunchables," which features, as the four food groups, Cheetos, a Snickers, Cheez Whiz, and Twizzlers. Your teenager, who has not spoken a single word in the past foor days, except, "You've ruined my life," followed by "Everyone else has one," is out in the car, sulking, with the new rap-metal band Piss on the Parentals blasting through the headphones of a Discman. To distract yourself, and to avoid the glares of other shoppers who have already deemed you the worst mother in America, you leaf through People magazine. Inside, Uma thurman gushes "Motherhood is Sexy." Moving on to Good Housekeeping, Vanna White says of her child, "When I hear his cry at six-thirty in the morning, I have a smile on my face, and I'm not an early riser." Another unexpected source of earth-mother wisdom, the newly maternal Pamela Lee, also confides to People, "I just love getting up with him in the middle of the night to feed him or soothe him." Brought back to reality by stereophonic whining, you indeed feel as sexy as Rush Limbaugh in a thong.


Susan Douglas


#motherhood #reality #food

There is a law of the natural worlds (the spiritual and the physical) and this is something I have understood: that for every genuine existence, for every real manifestation and occurrence, there are are ten thousand falsities. Before you meet what or who is genuine, you will first have met, or known of, what is fake; and ten thousand times so! There is no need to feel disappointments, any number below ten thousand deceptions renders you a lucky person! And you ask why is there a need for this to happen? Well, if you have not known what is false first, there is no way to understand what then comes which is truth. What is lesser is so afraid of what is genuine, that it finds it necessary to imitate and duplicate that imitation ten thousand times over, for fear that you will finally meet what is real. The more important that one existence is, the more imitations there are in the world.


C. JoyBell C.


#disappointments #fake #false #genuine #imitations

There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, and therefore good." And one says, " This is new, and therefore better.


John Brunner


#foolish #wisdom #wisdom-quote

It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.


Neil Gaiman


#paraphrased #simile #simile

A friend... sort of. Ren watches me like I'm a cookie jar he wouldn't mind being caught with his hands in.


Andrea Cremer


#yearning #simile

The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.


Sarah Addison Allen


#morning #new-day #simile #simile

I respond, thoughts dropping away, like pebbles plopping one by one in water, sinking down, down into dark oblivion.


Sophie Jordan


#infatuation #simile #simile

Asking an eight-year-old girl if something is a little over-the-top is like asking a Texan if there are too many jalapenos in the salsa. The answer is always no." -Liberty Jones


Lisa Kleypas


#simile #sugar-daddy #texans #simile

A great idea should always be left to steep like loose tea leaves in a teapot for a while to make sure that the tea will be strong enough and that the idea truly is a great one.


Phoebe Stone


#simile #tea #thoughts #simile






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