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This,’ whispered the Doctor to Romana, ‘is going to be like trying to find a book about needles in a room full of books about haystacks.


Gareth Roberts


#douglas-adams #humor #humor

Elizabeth Bennet, will you do me the great honor of not going to prom with me?


Elizabeth Eulberg


#humor #prom #relationships #humor

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face


Sherry Argov


#love #relationships #humor

I was never going to get any sleep. I was going to have Alice in Wonderland conversation after Alice in Wonderland conversation until I died of exhaustion. Here, in the restful, idyllic Victorian era.


Connie Willis


#humor #victorian-era #humor

I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.


Lish McBride


#salary #humor

Be careful whom you choose to love. This decision will impact your future life and happiness in ways you cannot yet imagine.


Toni Coleman


#marriage #relationships #imagination

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination


George Bernard Shaw


#imagination #ireland #love #soul #imagination

In WASP families, if you don't get along with someone, you have as little to do with them as possible. In Jewish families, you move next door, to make them as miserable as possible.


Doreen Orion


#culture #culture-critique #family #family-drama #family-relationships

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.


Danielle Sibarium


#safety #humor

God save King Pendragon, May his reign long drag on, God save the King. Send him most gorious, Great and uproarious, Horrible and hoarious, God save our King.


T. H. White


#classic #humor #pendragon #humor






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