#ladies

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#ever #house #i #ladies #liked

I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture. ↗

— Jason Segel

#always #awkward #dates #here #i

It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance to truth in unimportant matters, to refuse consistently to face her where graver issues are at stake. ↗

— Janos Arany

#allegiance #consistently #face #frenzied #graver

The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to. ↗

— John Lindsay

#enables #faster #ladies #may #run

But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good ladies were no strangers to the prowess of their husbands. and, strange as it may seem, they presumed a little upon it. ↗

— Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

#good #had #heroes #himself #husbands

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time! ↗

— Johnny Olson

#seated #time #wonderful #wonderful time

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #caught #childbirth #either #ever

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect. ↗

— Lou Diamond Phillips

#because #bra #clothes #eyebrows #heels

The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role is to be both star and slave. ↗

— Imelda Marcos

#first #ladies #problems #role #set

Single ladies, the only thing we need to be rescued from is the notion that we need to be rescued. ↗

— Mandy Hale

#being-single #life #loving-your-life #loving-yourself #not-settling