#ladies

Where some one else's welfare is concerned, a young girl becomes as ingenious as a thief. Guileless where she herself is in question, and full of foresight for me,--she is like a heavenly angel forgiving the strange incomprehensible sins of earth. ↗

— Honoré de Balzac

#young-ladies #forgiveness

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#criminals #degeneration #enterprise #originality #pencils

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#altogether #another #easy #ladies #love

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind. ↗

— Herbert Beerbohm Tree

#ladies #little #mind #more #virginity

If you ask anyone around the cricket grounds, they will say I always sign loads of autographs and thank the ladies for lunch and try to behave in the right way. ↗

— Shane Warne

#anyone #around #ask #autographs #behave

Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave. ↗

— Dave Grohl

#bless #brave #free #gentlemen #god

I read with some amusement my reputation as a ladies' man. My friends are amused by that, too, because they know my life. ↗

— Leonard Cohen

#amusement #because #friends #i #know

I like all ladies of all different ages. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#different #different ages #i #ladies #like

This is a choice, ladies and gentleman, between Texas and Washington. Most of Ted Cruz's money comes from Washington, from outside the state of Texas, and they've run millions and millions of untrue ads against me. ↗

— David Dewhurst

#against #between #choice #comes #cruz

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. ↗

— David Letterman

#gentlemen #great #i #into #jokes