#ladies

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good. ↗

— Andy Griffith

#goodness #happy #ladies #look #must

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go. ↗

— Tre Cool

#go #i #i am #ladies #longer

Longevity-and sanity. Eccentric old ladies on Harleys I can deal with. ↗

— Alison Larkin

#genetics #harleys #life #longevity #old-ladies

Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me? ↗

— John O'Hara

#bother #i #ladies #little #me

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#bound #camera #censoring #company #every

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view. ↗

— Robert Paul Smith

#function #ladies #now #once #prized

Almost all first ladies have had tremendous power on personnel issues, whether the public realized it or not, whether it was Barbara Bush or Nancy Reagan or whoever. ↗

— Dee Dee Myers

#barbara #bush #first #had #issues

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks. ↗

— Jack Nicklaus

#golf #golf game #maladies #stinks

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. ↗

— Richard Harris Barham

#ladies #like #never #speak #spoke

Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be. ↗

— Phyllis Schlafly

#instead #ladies #like #men #say