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Love makes us liars.


Cassandra Clare


#love

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.


Derek Landy


#humor #sarcasm #skuldugerry-pleasant #wit #humor

He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-wayland #humor

If the colander is perforated, then the hole filled vessel is irrelevant". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]


R. Alan Woods


#r-alan-woods #socrates #vessels #r-alan-woods

the poets down here don't write nothin' at all, they just stand back and let it all be...


Bruce Springsteen


#song-lyrics #song-lyrics

Take off your shirt." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning." "Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #funny #humor #jace-lightwood

Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes." She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?" "They just are." "In what way?" "In a magicky way." She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?" "Not really.


Derek Landy


#derek-landy #funny #humor #magic #skulduggery-pleasant

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -


Derek Landy


#humor #landy #leaving #skuldugerry-pleasant #wanting

Love doesna always mean burning flashes o' passion. Sometimes, it's jus' the warmth o' yer hearts as they beat yer day together." ~Old Woman Nora to her three wee granddaughters on a cold winter's night.


Karen Hawkins


#old-woman-nora #scotland #love

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #milton-keynes #humor






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