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My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.


Jarod Kintz


#flap #fly #funny #humor #skyscraper

The nerve liberal women today have, to take such an important educational tool as slapping men in the face and treat it like a common method of debate! Slaps in the face have become nothing more than idiomatic sophisms. They signify the relativism of values that infects our age.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #relativism #slapping #age

Truth is the greatest of all national possessions. A state, a people, a system which suppresses the truth or fears to publish it, deserves to collapse.


Kurt Eisner


#deserves #fears #greatest #national #people

It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses.


Colette


#curiosity #flowers #friendly #friends #grief

I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and wake them up.


Antonio Banderas


#always #art #audience #feel #general

I am the Hooray Distributor. Hold your hands flat, not like begging for money, but as if you’re about to applaud. Now clap, damn you.



Jarod Kintz


#applause #beg #begging #clap #clapping

If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.


Elizabeth Banks


#across #around #child #complain #ever

Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.


William Bennett


#against #attention #avoid #business #call

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.


Mike Tyson


#collapse #could #enter #even #feel

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.


Jo Brand


#hard #hard work #much #shut #shut up






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