#clap

Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act. ↗

— Patton Oswalt

#hand-to-god #patton-oswalt #shoah #stand-up #funny

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. ↗

— Christy Leigh Stewart

#clapping #funny #funny-and-random #retarded #equality

My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#applause #clap #clapping #discipline #funny

I have always been resistant to doctrine, and any spirituality I had experienced thus far in my life had been much more abstract and not aligned with any recognized religion. For me, the most trustworthy vehicle for spirituality had always proven to be music. It cannot be manipulated, or politicized, and when it is, that becomes immediately obvious. ↗

— Eric Clapton

#music #religion #life

Clapton asked my brother to play on his record. I thought that was the most wonderful thing in the world. ↗

— Gregg Allman

#brother #clapton #his #i #most

There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard. ↗

— James Caan

#clap #guys #hard #hollywood #just

Do you believe in fairies? Say quick that you believe. If you believe, clap your hands! ↗

— James M. Barrie

#clap #fairies #hands #quick #say

I don't know what singers feel like when they make a song and people clap along and love it, but when people walk up to me and say the food was outstanding, that's what it is all about. I cook because I like to make people happy. ↗

— Guy Fieri

#along #because #clap #cook #feel

I'd get more applause than some because I was just seventeen. If they didn't clap at the end of my act I would limp off stage and boy would they feel guilty. They would all burst into tremendous applause as they saw this poor cripple kid walking off. ↗

— Jim Dale

#applause #because #boy #burst #clap

Eric Clapton is my dream guitarist. ↗

— Carole King

#dream #eric #eric clapton #guitarist